Lyrics
Eminem – Ass Like That Lyrics
Eminem – Ass Like That Lyrics
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she’s like a belly-dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door
But I don’t think I’mma answer
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean “freeze”?
Please, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not ’til I’m finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
If I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop-corn
Police saying “freeze”
Doing doing doing
What do you mean “freeze”?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put it away my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-wee Herman, this movie’s PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh ’cause there’s a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings, “Get out, you bozo.
I need a new boyfriend.” Hi. My name is JoJo.
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean “freeze”?
My computers will be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just bake cookies, Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word “pee-pee”, “pee”
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
‘Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bio
Marshall Bruce Mathers III, known professionally as Eminem, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, film producer, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential rappers of all time and was labeled the “King of Hip Hop” by Rolling Stone.
Born: 17 October 1972 (age 47 years), Saint Joseph, Missouri, United States
Movies and TV shows: 8 Mile, The Defiant Ones,
Children: Hailie Jade, Alaina Marie Mathers, Whitney Scott Mathers
Spouse: Kimberly Anne Scott (m. 2006–2006), Kimberly Anne Scott (m. 1999–2001)
