Eminem – Steve Berman (Skit) Lyrics

Eminem – Steve Berman (Skit) Lyrics

[door creaks open]
[background music “What’s The Difference” by Dr. Dre]

[Eminem] ‘eyyy!
[Steve] Hey Em, what’s up?
[Eminem] Steve Berman. What’s goin’ on, man, how you doin’?
Good to see you again. What’s up?
[Steve] Em, could you come in here and have a seat, please?
[Eminem] Umm, yeah, what’s…
[Steve] Vanessa? Shut the door
[Vanessa] Okay [door creaks shut]
[Eminem] So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?
[Steve] It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
[Eminem] Wh…
[Steve] This album is less than nothing. I can’t sell this fucking record
[Eminem] Wha…
[Steve] Do you know what’s happening to me out there?
[Eminem] Wh-wha-what’s the problem?
[Steve] Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
[Eminem] Who’s Violent…?
[Steve] Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like
to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
[Eminem] But, I…
[Steve] I’m gonna lose my fuckin’ job over this
You know why Dre’s record was so successful?
He’s rappin’ about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40’s and bitches.
You’re rappin’ about homosexuals and Vicadin
[Eminem] I mean-
[Steve] I can’t sell this shit!
[Eminem] What…
[Steve] Either change the record or it’s not coming out!
[Eminem] What, I…
[Steve] Now get the fuck out of my office!
[Eminem] What am I supposed…
[Steve] NOW!
[Eminem] Alright man….

Bio

Marshall Bruce Mathers III, known professionally as Eminem, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, film producer, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential rappers of all time and was labeled the “King of Hip Hop” by Rolling Stone.
Born: 17 October 1972 (age 47 years), Saint Joseph, Missouri, United States
Movies and TV shows: 8 Mile, The Defiant Ones,
Children: Hailie Jade, Alaina Marie Mathers, Whitney Scott Mathers
Spouse: Kimberly Anne Scott (m. 2006–2006), Kimberly Anne Scott (m. 1999–2001)