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#LoveClinic 2: Dr. Adam & Eve

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6 years ago

November 26, 2017

Dr Adam

Good day, Lovers around the world. Welcome to another episode of Livingstone Love Clinic. I am Dr. Adam and right here with me is my beautiful…

Nurse Eve

Awwn, thank you.

Dr Adam

Just look at this one. What are you thanking me for? I was referring to my tie.

Nurse Eve

Smh

Dr Adam

So, what do we have today?

Nurse Eve

Well, this one says, ‘I have never had a boyfriend; does that mean I am ugly? No guy has ever hit on me or asked me to be his girlfriend. Everywhere I read something like, “wait for the right person” “wait for love” but I don’t know if I should believe that. I am 20 years old and this is scaring me.

Dr Adam

So basically, she wants to know if she’s ugly? Send me a picture darling and I’ll tell you if you are.

Nurse Eve

She doesn’t need to send you any picture jare. She is not ugly.

Dr Adam

How do you know for sure?

Nurse Eve

I’m sure she looks better than your Mickey Mouse tie and you called your tie beautiful.

Dr Adam

You know nothing!

Nurse Eve

I know beautiful doesn’t describe your tie. Can we just focus?

Dr Adam

Right. To be honest, the fact that no one has hit on you doesn’t necessarily mean you are born ugly…

Nurse Eve

That’s true.

Dr Adam

…sometimes, it’s your village people that have sent spiritual makeup artist to perpetually scatter your face.

Nurse Eve

Smh. Just when I thought you were starting to make sense.

Dr Adam

You are rude.

Nurse Eve

If no one has hit on you, it could mean that the aura you carry may be putting them off—

Dr Adam

—are we not saying the same thing? Spiritual makeup artist have tampered with your aura.

Nurse Eve

No. For instance, if you always appear serious, any guy might get the impression that you are not interested in things like that or may even be afraid you may insult them if they try talking to you about that. However, what you should focus on is yourself. Focus on building your self-esteem and engage in activities that make you a better person. Also, endeavour to meet more people. Build your positive energy and soon you’ll meet someone.

Dr Adam

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Nurse Eve

*rolls eyes* Yeah, right.

If there’s anything you, our esteemed readers, would like to add—

Dr Adam

—or if you are interested in reinforcing our posters self-esteem by asking her out—

Nurse Eve

Please feel free to use the comments section.

Dr Adam

And we will be back same time next week

Nurse Eve