#BBNaija: How Big Brother Made Me Stay Awake To Watch people Sleeping -Somebody

Last night, two evicted housemates, Anto and Khloe returned to the Big Brother House. But Big Brother said he planned to sneak them into the house around 3 a.m.

At first I was, like ‘Eskiss me biggie, is you aiit? Tomorrow is Monday.’

But because I love drama, I figured, well, it would be worth it. I could already imagine how the #BBNaija house would be turned upside down and how Khloe and Cee-C would have their first fight because that Khloe girl don’t play. I could already see Lolu shedding tears of joy because his long lost love has returned.

Such a romantic something! Sleep can wait.

So, 3a.m., I was awake with a bowl of pop corn waiting for that sweet drama as Anto and Khloe return to the Big Brother Naija house.

Imagine my surprise when the housemates just snuck into the house and went straight to bed.

Like excuse me, me that I have been  up since, I don’t have bed??

To make matters worse, because I stayed up late, I woke up late and was late to work. I almost got fired, fam.

Big Brother, if you suddenly develop severe cough and lose your voice, don’t fret, it’s the curse I placed upon you that is working.