Adamawa Poly students react as 6 Male Organs go missing

Chaos erupted at Adamawa State Polytechnic on Monday as students reacted vehemently to reports of alleged private parts theft from six male students.

According to witnesses, the conflict started when two unidentified individuals visited the polytechnic and made physical contact with the students, resulting in claims that the private parts of the affected students had dramatically shrunken to the size of matchsticks.

In response to the bizarre incident, a group of concerned students swiftly gathered, seemingly with the intention of confronting the strangers and potentially seeking a reversal of the purported act.

However, the situation took a dangerous turn as security agents intervened to prevent the students from taking matters into their own hands.

A source familiar with the situation disclosed,

“The students became violent because the police and polytechnic authorities prevented them from lynching the suspected private part thieves.”

This frustration and anger manifested in a roadblock on Galadima Aminu Way in Jimeta, a prominent thoroughfare leading to the polytechnic’s main campus.

Restoring order in the face of this escalating turmoil demanded a joint effort from security personnel, including the military, police, and civil defense forces.

Albert Matilah, the spokesperson for the polytechnic, confirmed that the unsettling incident transpired during the morning hours.

Matilah further elucidated,

“We woke up to this unfortunate situation: There have been rumors that criminals who specialize in snatching private parts of individuals were in town. And this morning, six of our students complained that their private parts had disappeared.”