6 reasons why you shouldn’t make a sex tape

Sometime ago, reigning Miss Anambra, Chidinma Okeke was involved in a lesbian sex tape scandal which she came out to state was a terribly done photoshop aimed at destroying her otherwise clean image.

While some are irritated by the blatant lie, we’re just here wondering what she was thinking when she decided to tape her very uninteresting sexual activity with a ‘friend’ in the first place.

Anyway, just in case you had been planning on heading in that direction, here are a few reasons why you shouldn’t.

1. Everyone will know what your sex face looks like

I mean, everyone! And that includes your co-workers and family members. Eww.

2. You will embarrass yourself and your family

Imagine the shame your mother would feel when she sees it. She might even become permanently confined to the house for fear of wagging tongues that won’t mind their business.

3. You’ll always be the butt of dirty jokes

You can’t even say ‘I’m coming’ without someone looking at you funny.

4. Your enemies will laugh at your not-so-great sex skills

Oh no, you don’t want this at all.

5. The sex tape image will follow you everywhere you go

And that means even in a few years to come.

6. You will not find a husband

Unless he’s Kanye West, which is impossible since there’s already a Kanye and there can only be one of ’em.

So you might want to think twice before you make that mistake that might mar you for life.