Entertainment 16 Hilariously Horrifying Things To Say To Your Partner During Sex Published 7 years ago on December 28, 2017 By TopNaija.ng 1. Girl to Guy: “Is it in?” 2. Are you done? 3. This feels so much better when the other person is alive. 4. Girl to Guy: “You’re much better at this than that mad man down the street”. 5. Wait. Na who dey shop? 6. This is so good. I wonder why my doctor said I’ll never be able to have unprotected sex again after I was diagnosed with AIDS. 7. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SYPHILIS! 8. Guy to Girl: “Why does it smell like fish?” https://topnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/angry_mbjhw7.mp4?_=1 9. Guy to Girl: “You’re even sweeter than your mother” https://topnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/what_the_hell_j8a1qg.mp4?_=2 10. Wait. I wan go shit. 11. Abeg, next time shave. I feel like I’m having sex with a hairbrush. 10. Wait. I wan go shit. 11. Abeg, next time shave. I feel like I’m having sex with a hairbrush. 12. Girl to Guy: “Just use your finger. It’s bigger”. 13. Let’s finish this quickly. The alcohol is wearing off and my standards are getting high again. https://topnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/sleep-and-cry_yqrpcq.mp4?_=3 14. When you’re close to ejaculation, turn your head 360 degrees and start screaming “THE ANTI-CHRIST IS COMING!!!” 15. Guy to Girl: “My mom has this exact same bra”. https://topnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/boy_bye_pwjgtk.mp4?_=4 16. Guy to Girl: “You’re not even moving”. Related Topics: Up Next Vincenzo Montella Set To Be Appointed Manager Of Sevilla Don't Miss Ten January Window Transfer Targets – From Griezmann To Lozano And N’Zonzi TopNaija.ng Nigeria’s top youth newspaper - actively delivering credible news, entertainment, and empowerment to 50 million young Africans daily. Advertisement You may like Trending Sports10 hours ago What Declan Rice told referee in Arsenal’s defeat sparks reaction Entertainment10 hours ago Churchill, Rosy Meurer reveal daughter’s face Entertainment10 hours ago “The truth is ‘I don’t care about all of you'” — Burna Boy to fans