11 awful things that you should never dare to search for online

There has never been anything like the search engine called Google.

You can type in the most random term and something, most likely a photo, will pop up to explain what it means – which is nice.

Except if it’s any one of these 11 things. The hint is in the headline – we already told you they were terrible so be warned.

1. Elephantiasis

It’s an infection that most Nigerians think affects only the feet but actually can strike any part of the body.

2. Skin conditions

You don’t even have to specify which one.

3. De-gloving

Remember when Hakeem Kae Kazim‘s character was chopping people’s arms off in Blood Diamond?

That’s all.

4. Lemon Party

It is NOT about Beyonce‘s Lemonade.

5. Two girls and one cup

This clip is old, yet still terrible enough to tramautise anyone stupid enough to search for it.

6. R Bud Dwyer

Most Nigerians will want their politicians to do what this American lawmaker did, not just on live television.

7. Child porn

Do we need to say how disturbed anyone who does this is? You belong to jail forever. And hell fire after that.

8. Krokodil

No, it’s not a misspelling of ‘crocodile’.

10. Bedbugs on your mattress

insert crying emojis here

10. Calculus Bridge

Don’t feel bad if you played truant in your math class; this is not an algebra quiz.

11. Death Clock

This will simply tell you the day you will die. Who wants to know that?