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#LoveClinic 1: Dr. Adam & Eve

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Dr. Adam

Hello everyone and welcome to the LivingStone Love Clinic. I am the resident doctor, Doctor Adam … I will be diagnosing your relationship problems, offering a prognosis, and giving treatments. Because the TopNaija franchise is committed to making you an all-round Success—especially in the area of relationship—we have decided to open a free clinic for all your relationship problems—

Nurse Eve

Yes Siree! We would be making sure your relationship is a success story.

Dr. Adam

Let me introduce our in-house nurse, Nurse Eve.

Nurse Eve

Hello everyone.

Dr. Adam

So, Nurse let’s get right to business, what are we dealing with today?

Nurse Eve

Well, there’s a case of infidelity

Dr. Adam

Sheesh! We can’t be starting with this na. It’s too early

Nurse Eve

*shrug*

Dr. Adam

sigh men are scum

Nurse Eve

Uhmm…I still think men are scum but the lady is the cheater here.

Dr. Adam

Wow, how shocking Rolls eyes

Tell me what the problem is.

Nurse Eve

Hi, Doctor Adam, I’d like to remain anonymous please. I have been dating my girlfriend for close to three years now and I loved her so much. Recently, I found out that she cheated on me with someone that I know. I was angry and I broke up with her even though she was begging. I later forgave her and we got back together because I still love her and invest so much in her. But the thing is that I am still deeply hurt by her betrayal. Whenever I look at her, I always picture her with that guy and I become angry. Please how do I get over her cheating. I really do love this girl and I want to make it work.

Dr. Adam

I can tell that this dude is a shrewd business man.

Nurse Eve

How so?

Dr. Adam

Well, because he doesn’t abandon his investment. Let’s face it, the only reason he got back with her is because he has ‘invested’ so much in her.

Nurse Eve

Er…he also claims he got back because he loves—

Dr. Adam

—because he loves her? He doesn’t love her. Ideally, love forgives; but we know he hasn’t forgiven her because he hasn’t gotten rid of the anger and resentment. Like I said before, he’s only back with her because…investment.

Nurse Eve

But he seems genuinely interested in making it work even though it might not be for love. What do you advice?

Dr. Adam

I think he should just cut his losses and do the Micheal Jackson moonwalk out the relationship. Obviously, the relationship is a bad investment.

Nurse Eve

I don’t agree with that.

Dr. Adam

You think he should continue in a relationship where his S/O does not respect him? He should continue in a relationship where he’s hurting? A relationship in which every loving gaze at his partner weirdly results in a mental porno film involving his partner and another man?

Nurse Eve

That’s not what I’m saying. I just think he got back in the relationship too soon. He should have given himself enough space and time to forgive her and expunge the sordid affair from his mind.

Dr. Adam

Nope, dump her ass. You don’t need the constant reminder that you are inadequate.

Nurse Eve

Goodness me! How do you know she cheated on him because of some perceived inadequacies?

Dr. Adam

Years of Study, Nurse. I didn’t become a doctor overnight.

Nurse Eve

You are not even a real doctor; you’re just an agony aunt.

Dr. Adam

It’s your aunty that will be in agony!

Nurse Eve

Smh…Dear Poster, please give yourself time and space away from your partner to heal and forgive your partner. More importantly, take the time and space to figure out where you want to go with the relationship.

Dr. Adam

Dear Poster, you seem like a sharp business man, count your losses and dump her. Now, if you need advice on the best way to dump her, I recommend you do it via Whatsapp so that you save #2 for text message. You can equally flash her, and when she calls you back, break up with her on her own airtime.

But if any of you good people reading this have other cost effective ways for him to break up with her—

Nurse Eve

—Or a better way for him to handle the situation—

Dr. Adam

Please do share in the comments section.

Nurse Eve

Till we come your way same time, next week—

Dr. Adam

Women are scum?

Nurse Eve

Where did you get your Doctor’s degree again?

Dr. Adam

You are fired!

 

 

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