‘Blac Chyna smashed my Bentley and tried to kill me’ – Rob Kardashian

Aren’t the Kardashians such nice people? Serving us drama all day every day.

And today’s special, Rob Kardashian is suing Blac Chyna for assault (in response to her $10 million demand for leaking her nudes, I imagine)

According to the docs, Rob says Chyna went on the rampage in December 2016 by first trying to choke him with an iPhone charging cable – and then repeatedly struck him with blows to the head and face (lol, did he just admit to getting an ass whooping from his girlfriend? )

He also claims she trashed the house , which he was renting from Kylie Jenner. In the docs, Rob says she broke a door, damaged walls and a TV … doing more than $100k of damage . He says he tried to make a break for it in his Bentley , but Chyna threw a chair at his ride . .. and then struck Rob with a metal rod. (This one is not even drama again, issa action feem)

She even smashed a holiday season gingerbread house, according to Rob. (This one is just funny)

In the docs, Rob says the melee played a factor in E ! cancelling his and Chyna’s reality show … because execs thought the situation was way too volatile .

Rob’s suing her for assault , battery and vandalism.

Insiders close to Chyna, however, say she won’t be intimidated by Rob’s tactics.

“Blac Chyna wants Rob to pay for what he did to her,” one source said.

“She isn’t afraid of him.”

These Kardashian dramas though. Seriously, are you not entertained?